The Rogue Prince

princess-peach002:

Top tier 🤤

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:
I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I’ll do it myself

(via willemscream)

i don’t wanna work i wanna spend my day being pinned down and kissed all over

plumbo-gummite:

sentada:
lowkey i just killed all innocents
notice how no one died

(via trashtalk-mp3)

sillyfr3nchb1tch:

sillyfr3nchb1tch:
i’d let you fingerfuck me in front of your friends btw
i blinked and ts blew up you guys r some serious perverts omg overly freaked out

160 years now…

cute-catts:
That sound 😭😅

(via pallasimp)

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

that voice in your head telling you that you’d look better skinny is the devil and he needs to be shot in the back of the head execution style

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can’t handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

onlyroxxie:
ego94:
“if you’re plus sized you can just shop on shein/amazon/cider, they have a good selection!!” yeah but i don’t want to rely on fast fashion. i think fat people deserve more ethical and high quality clothing choices
Just posting this here:
Fashionbrandcompany.com
Shopmyviolet.com
Misscandyholic.com
Forestinkclothing.com
Shoptunnelvision.com
Universalstandard.com
Loudbodies.com
Tuesdaybassen.com
Shopsoftcore.com
Snagtights.us
Shout out to Chub Rub Clothing too! By and for fat people and really cute to boot!

(via incredibly-cold)

weretentaclegirl:

You thought it would be fine to fuck a fae as long as you don’t eat any fae food. You’re enthusiastically sucking a beautiful fae’s dick, not knowing he’s actually a prince, and he holds your head so you don’t move as he starts pounding on your mouth while tears strike down your face. He cums and you swallow it whole, tasting his sweet flavor and begging for more like a dirty whore. He smirks and pats your head, turning you on even more.
“Don’t worry, little human, you belong to me now. You’re my pretty little fucktoy, you will come to my palace and you will have so much more.”
You didn’t know cum counted as fae food. You don’t care anymore.

unlettered-heathen:

warmfigure:
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy